The Beach!

    I really like the beach.... really.... I do. Unfortunatley the nearest one to me happens to not be so great. Tybee Island really does have the potential to be beautiful except it just isnt living up to its full potential. Now granted, Tybee does have some positive and more unique features such as the sand dunes and even the classic jersey shores atmosphere thats so classic to the Jaws like beach town that we all know and love! Except that last time I checked we dont have a man eating shark who has no problem eating a boat and taking a few bullets. But really... I dont know if anyone reading this ever seen the miley cyrus movie (.... crap what was it called.... OH!) "The Last Song" But it lied. Tybee does not look like that in real life. There are beer cans everywhere and does anyone know where this giant ferris wheel and carnival thing came from? Thats definatley not real! But anyway. I have a hard time going there for more than two hours at the most. You would think I would realize this and stop putting in enough money for three hours in the meter...

   Another fun feature about tybee is the water! I really love how you can put your hand in this water and its gone! Like literally if you put your hand any deeper than three inches under the water it disappears! Yup! Thats how dirty it is! (Supposedly this is because of the marsh and this shows that the ecosystem is really healthy but I honestly dont see the fish in the carribean complaining because there water isnt muddy enough)

   Wow. Arnt I encouraging!? I bet you cant wait to come on vacation here now can you!? I should be a travel guide. Buisness would be booming! I can see it now. " Oh so you want to go to Germany! Ok no problem. But you might want to bring a few umbrellas and rain jackets because it rains so much. Oh and it will be cold! And very expensive! Oh and you should bring a fire extinguisher in cas you get stuck in a forest fire! And also your probably going to catch a cold while your there so bring tylenol! Also your going to be jet lagged! Your also probably going to get struck be lightning, mauled by a bear, fall off of a cliff and be hit by and asteroid! Your going to have a great time! What? You've changed your mind? Are you sure? Wait come back. All....Allright! Well bye! Okay! Sure you wont reconsider?! Call me and we'll work on details!!! Close the door on your way out! No.... Okay. No problem... Ill do it....!   Hmmm... Oh well I guess ill have to wait for another customer...." (ring ring ring) "Hello? Oh hi! Have you changed your mind because I know a great motel that has complimentary pillow cases!? Oh.... you forgot your sunglasses. Yeah... I can leave them in the plant...."  Ahhhhh. Bright future... Bright Future....